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08.06.2025 13:52
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Then came..
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Still no good.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Unacceptable again!
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Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts